So, I arrived in Luxor today after a "short" 100km ride. I was making good time, and finished in a little over 3 hours. I am bordering on calling myself a cyclist. Anyway, I arrived, set up my tent and went out for a solo tour of the city. I saw the Luxor temple, which was pretty neat. I haven't gone in yet, but I plan to. I had too much walking to do. I visited the market and then it went downhill. The shop owners hassle the heck out of you., They all want you to come into the store to give you a "special price, my friend". I didn't buy anything, but there are a lot of trinkets to see. I have my first full rest day tomorrow, so I will finish my shopping, do some laundry (for the first time) and have a shower! The people here are very pushy, and not nearly as nice as in Cairo, but I sort of expected it. It's a huge tourist town. The ride here was very eventful. I a lot of children on the side of the road waving and asking for money. I actually got hit by a stick wielded by one of said children today, and was pretty annoyed. I guess it's good practice for Ethiopia, where stones are thrown with high frequency.
I have met some very nice people here on the tour, and am meeting more as I ride past different groups. The group is so diverse, with people from Canada, US, Australia, New Zealand, Germany, Norway, Holland, Trinidad, South Africa, Egypt, and the UK. I have had a few requests foir information on the daily routine and food, so here we go:
0530: Wake up, freeze, pack up gear and freeze.
0600: Breakfast. Usually oats, bananas, pitas, instant coffee (which offends me), peanut butter, jam and sometimes hard boiled eggs.
0700: Start cycling. Freeze some more. Watch the sun rise over the desert and get chased by dogs.
0900: Stop for a first snack and apply some chamois cream.
1100: Stop for lunch. Usually some sort of pita sandwich that I fill with salami, veggies, PB, jam, cream cheese, regular cheese and an orange. Also refill 3L of water and 1L of orange drink for some salt.
1145: Resume cycling. Hate life and all that accompanies it. Wish the ride was over.
1500-1600: Finish riding. Sob about the pain in my ass cheeks. Set up tent and unpack gear. Have a post ride soup. Always vegetarian. Break out in vaginas due to lack of dead animal.
1630: Clean my bike like I'd clean a rifle. It's the only tool I have, so it's staying in good shape.
1715: Rider meeting. We get briefed on the next day's activities.
1730: Eat dinner. The food varies, but here are some examples: Mashed potatoes with meat spaghetti sauce/chicken cous-cous stir fry/spaghetti and BBQ'd chicken/Fish and veggie pasta.
1800-1900: Complain about the pain in my ass. Listen to others do the same. Have a tea.
1900: Bed. Instantly fall asleep.
So, I complain about my ass pain, but it's actually not too bad. I have had no chafing, which is lucky, because a lot of people have. It's just sore from sitting on it for 7 hours. And the rides are usually pleasant. The desert gets a little boring to look at, but we've passed mountain and ocean, so it gets better. So, I'll post some pics and satisfy your appetites.
Nice routine! Just think: when you finish this trip, you'll be well qualified to live in a monastery. I hope the food choice is better on your days off! Other than the persistent pain in the butt, isn't it great to be able to just stop your bike and be a tourist? I'm so envious ...
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ReplyDeleteOh my god. I am sitting here "working on report cards," laughing my face off. Daniel, you are a true gem! Don't ever stop being you!
ReplyDeleteIt is good to hear you are surviving so far, sounds incredible and I am totally envious of you! (I think we all are!)Keep up the hard work and don't let anything stop you from going EFI!
You are clearly very missed by many!
A quote that reminds me of you, I will call it, The Danimal:
"An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything, and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men."
Thomas Fuller
Go Captain Sweatpants!
Jenn XO
P.S. It's oddly nice to know we're all cold together....
Hey buddy. I am sure that you are used to the feeling of a pain in the ass by now, if you catch my drift. AAAAAAAA thank you. What kinda shi'ite (get it) did you see in the nile. Crocodiles?
ReplyDeleteGreat picture!Glad that you're in some of them. Believe it or not, I've experienced some of what you're experiencing on my tour of South Africa like the food prepared out of the side of the truck and the instant coffee (which does suck!). Don't want to experience the camping and the biking!! I'm a little surprised that there's not more socializing done after dinner but everyone must be exhausted. And, there wasn't room to pack a 24 in that duffle bag.
ReplyDeleteAnnoying sales people are found the world over. Just ask Taylor! In Nepal he was pestered into paying big money for a bag of seeds to feed the birds.... A little tip about shopping from the pro here. If you do see something that you really do want to buy, act like you're not interested and be prepared to walk away (you can always go back). If they think they're going to lose the sale, they'll lower the price themselves!
Mark and I are great. Love reading your blog. Have you had to go to an internet cafe or are you just borrowing a laptop? And, if so, where does the internet come from?
Suzanne wants to know where everyone pooped in the desert?
Taking today off as a gift to myself. Having my hair done and being treated to lunch and dinner by friends. Have to bring my own Friday night martini though.
Gonna have a mommy moment here. I'm very proud of you for doing this!
love ya,
Mom
It's your birthday today! Thinking of you. Happy Birthday, Daniel. Hope it is made special in many small ways. love, Mom
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